Sizzling Cutie: Lindsey Haun


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LINDSEY HAUN is carving a name for herself on both sides of the acting and musical divide, hypnotizing us with her cavalcade of talents. Certainly she did so in the trippy thriller “Shrooms” which thrived on LINDSEY’s underrated yet compelling performance that ran the gamut of psychological terror, warning us never to go on an acid trip by way of Magic Mushrooms! Naivety, vulnerability, intoxication and finally lunacy, each facet of her character contrived exceptionally by LINDSEY kept me gripped until the shock ending. You may remember her as Mara, malevolent leader of the iconic group of evil platinum blonde-haired children from “The Village Of The Damned”, sparking off her forays into the underbelly of darkness on both TV and Film. She admits to having an affinity for mysteries as well as murder, culminating in her juicy stint on “True Blood” as Hadley Hale, cousin of Sookie Stackhouse. From getting a violent love bite from Eric to being on intimate terms as the lover of Evan Rachel Wood’s Vamp Queen Sophie-Anne, she became the envy of fang bangers everywhere. That scene of her in the sheer black lingerie (at the ’1:21′ mark) from her reel (above) is rather steamy and commands repeated viewings…;)

Our passion for this comely blonde are set to climb several notches higher when her movies “The Life Zone” and “House Of Last Things” are released. As we’ve seen before, LINDSEY excels when it comes to subject matters that absorbingly confound. The daughter of Air Supply guitarist Jimmy Haun, LINDSEY is currently charting her own path to success with her group Haun Solo Project….does she and her bandmates make them 3D glasses cool or what! Also that powerful, layered voice of hers adding soulfulness to the experimental rock styling of her band, a true aural and visual enchantment…:) Not only is LINDSEY great friends with fellow starlet Amanda Fuller (both of whom I have huge crushes on), it’s awesome that they are ever so kind to let me connect with them on the inter-webs. Even Han Solo would be proud at the lightspeed with which Miss Haun is catching the eye.

Stunning Siren: Danielle Bisutti


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DANIELLE BISUTTI has loads of sauciness to set alight TV Land This Fall, mesmerizing us into submission with her scintillating renaissance woman chic. Her list of accomplishments are truly impeccable; Actress, singer-songwriter, dancer, painter, comedian and of course Fashionista, she’s done them all and more, living up to her billing as a multi-faceted entertainer. Come 20th September, she’s stirring up trouble in the naughty Season 2 premiere of “Body Of Proof”. The priceless scene in the teaser (above) when her character (Vicki Hemington) utters the line ‘When’s the last time you had Total Mind-Blowing Sex‘ will probably have Detective Budd Morris (played by John Carrol Lynch) and audiences approving! Gotta to love the twisted tone of the episode that veers into “Desperate Housewives’ territory when the seemingly perfect neighborhood uncovers much deceit after a death. What a fashionably gorgeous group of ladies in the very first episode, ‘Love Thy Neighbour’ with DANIELLE guest starring alongside our fav Medical Examiner Hotties, essayed by Dana Delaney and Jeri Ryan who both exhibit an air of absorbing poise. Check out a menagerie of cool stuff on this Italian-American beauty at the DANIELLE BISUTTI OFFICIAL SITE.

Fans have often observed how she glows whenever she dons opulent threads in ebony and have even hailed that black nail polish looks so glamorous on her. It comes as no surprise young girls fawning over her villainous persona Amanda Cantwell as well as the sassy fashion sense she embodies on Nickoloden’s “True Jackson, VP”. Many are also bowled over by her melodious voice in the catalog of songs she’s contributed to the show. Resplendently astute in comedic or dramatic roles, DANIELLE has such an uneering star quality that’s bound to ravish the world.

Quirky Saucy: Tonya Kay


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Call TONYA KAY the dread lock sister who is revolutionizing entertainment and has certainly been triumphant in the cool stakes. Have you seen TONYA shaking and grinding in the skin revealing black thong on the show Live Nude Comedy? Ensure you don’t miss the racy clip (above) and we have to salute that she has one of the most sensual asses in the world! So much so, a Youtuber commented TONYA is an artform in herself and that’s a very much deserved compliment. This actress, dancer and danger artist is a princess of self expression and she proved it in the hit web series “Video Game Reunion“. Bringing back your favorite game heroes from the ’80s, Tonya portrayed the sexually liberated Princess Peach with a nasty sauciness, reinventing the damsel in distress from the Mushroom Kingdom! Banish the innocent Princess Peach of old because here is an authentic, dirty version courtesy of the delicious Miss TONYA KAY who by the way is immensely hot in a bikini as well. When she’s not heating up Summer days, she can be seen dazzling on multiple arenas. In addition to various appearances on music videos, she’s tearing up television with her energetic uniqueness most notably her lively stilt-walking sequence on “Glee”. Don’t forget she was also almost nude on the cover of the soundtrack of the comedy “Get Him To The Geek with Russell Brand….how much more beguiling can this Sexy Vegan get?

If you’ve visited the TONYA KAY OFFICIAL SITE, you’ll find out she’s just getting started. An upcoming gig on “The Muppets Movie” and a role as a snake burlesque dancer in the new NBC show “Friends With Benefits” will no doubt hypnotize viewers even more. She’s fired up our imagination as a chainsaw wielding lesbian, used the whip as an instrument of entertainment and performed dangerous knife-throwing feats on Conan O’ Brien. And just like the object of affection she is in country singer’s Trace Adkins music video “Got My Game On”, TONYA is whipping up quite a frenzy with her distinct allure and high tempo feminine vibrancy.

SIFF 2011 Hottie Special: Sex Bomb Nancy Stelmaszczyk


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NANCY STELMASZCZYK stars in “Love”, one of the most surrealistic and visually impacting movies of the year. Produced by Tom Delonge, frontman of Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, the mind-blowing trailer (above) is outlandishly imaginative in its execution. We’ve seen our fair share of Man In Space films the likes of “Moon” and Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey” but this one takes on a more humanistic approach of familial communication and survival despite an impending doom. Check out the Never Before Seen Footage which reveals that NANCY (she’s the girl in the photo at the 3:01 mark) could just be a figment of imagination cooked up by the stranded astronaut of the story or is she??? I’m adamant that quite a lot of people would instantly regard her as a Fantasy Girl….The Polish Busty model/actress effusing Huge Sex Appeal no matter the time or place and highly likely even in outer space…:) In case you didn’t by now, watch her reel (above) Miss Body Beautiful NANCY being SKIN-TASTIC in a itsy bitsy black bikini. You’ll be surprised to discover this gal is more like the equivalent of a brainy beauty having graduated with a degree in Bio-Chemistry. Smart and Sexy is so often a sensual combo…:)

Here’s a juicy fact about NANCY: She was seen smooching ladies man George Clooney when she was working on the film “Oceans Thirteen”…..Hey NANCY..Give me a kiss too why don’t you…hehe. She’s also famed for being Girl #24 on the hit game show “Deal Or No Deal” and has appeared in “Bones” as well as “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. I’ll always remember one of her Facebook quotes: I’ll be the one in the tiny bikini at the beach if you need me”. Summer can’t come soon enough so why not show the Love for NANCY STELMASZCZYK who’s certain to join the ranks of Sex Symbols.

Sexy Siren: Nadine Crocker


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In the tradition of Stealing Beauties such as Liv Tyler, Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox comes the Stunning Model/Actress NADINE CROCKER. Say if i had a crush on her and it were measured on a scale of 1 to 10, she’ll be the maximum. That’s how much of an alluring impact NADINE radiates every time she steps in front of the camera. A series of television roles in “Hannah Montana”, “10 Things I Hate About You” and “No Ordinary Family” have attracted plenty of attention. On film, she’s going to be quite the head turner in “Some Guy Who Kills People”, the story centering on a frustrated guy who turns to serial killing to satisfy his need for revenge. I believe she plays a teen bully in this widely anticipated black comedy. Check out a scene from the movie and many other videos of the bewitching NADINE at the NADINE CROCKER OFFICIAL SITE. Noted for being humble, loving and considerate, she’s somebody at the cusp of stardom if you ask me. There’s a certain electricity about NADINE that sparks off instant admiration which many will gladly agree….here’s a young woman who rightly belongs in the pantheon of Screen Hotties. Lusciousness from head to toe and her set of mesmerizing eyes ensure heart palpitations of the doting kind…:)

I just realized she was at last year’s Sundance promoting the pot-heavy hilarity of “High School” which stars Adrien Brody….haven’t seen the movie yet but the trailer (above) is mighty intriguing and would have loved the chance to meet her. Telegenic, Photogenic, Warmheartedness….these are attributes of Miss NADINE that would have you eagerly following the blossoming starlet’s career. She’s proven her worth in several eclectic projects and her ability to create a sense of wonderment onscreen means we’ll keep coming back for more. She has so kindly informed me of the upcoming film “GB” premiering this year at the Toronto Film Fest which sees her in a sexier,edgier role and is her favorite thus far!

French Vixen: Fanny Valette


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The Glam and Glitz of Cannes is a precursor to what will be a hot summer so it’s time to indulge in some French heavenliness. Let’s give a shout out to the very tasty FANNY VALETTE who like her peers, have that comely sophistication that’s impossible to resist. Unquestionably FANNY is quite the sizzler in her native France much the same way Emmy Rossum is steaming up television on “Shameless”. You may ask why I came up with the FANNY-Emmy comparison and that’s because they’re both so perkily sexy….don’t you agree that they have similar features so much so they could be sisters. The luscious lips, playful doe eyes and innocent demeanor provide an obvious trifecta of reasons why moviegoers would find FANNY VALETTE a desirable woman indeed. American audiences may know her from the thrilling survival horror of “Vertige” aka “High Lane” where she played a recreational mountain climber facing danger from both natural and human threats. The French have created a sub-genre of terror that’s reverberated globally thanks to the ingenious spin on slashers that started with the ultra-violent “High Tension” and continued with the psychedelic barbarity of “Inside”. The advent of new wave Euro horror is most welcomed and they’re usually populated by titillating female leads. We love our Feisty Final Girl and I’m glad FANNY was allowed to portray her character as a tenacious survivor in “High Lane”.

While we can’t expect FANNY to headline every Cannes Film Festival, at least the web has ensured she’s never far from admiring eyes..:) Check out her appearance in the music video of singer Max Boublil which has exceeded 4.8 million views….I presume her cleavage friendly black dress had something to do with the video’s success…hehe. From the days of classy Catherine Deneuve to the modern era Femme Fatale chic of Eva Green, the belles of France have perpetually induced lust and love. FANNY shows an impregnable vulnerability supplanted with seductiveness in her roles that we can’t help but be forever charmed.

Newport Beach Film Fest Hottie Special: Aussie Vixen Brooke Anderson


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It’s been a long time coming for someone to re-imagine “The Breakfast Club” for this generation and “Detention Of The Dead” produced by the radiant BROOKE ANDERSON has all the makings of a teen comedy with bite! Zombie Fever is at all-time high as we continue to consume the violent gore, loopy humor and riveting drama of the walking….sometimes sprinting dead. In similar fashion, addiction for Australian beauty Brooke Anderson should follow suit as she’s starring in the insane thriller cum black satire “The Perfect Host” with the awesome David Hyde Pierce as a dinner host who turns the tables on an unsuspecting con artist. Her switch from Aussie TV sweetheart to Los Angeles indie queen has also led to her getting behind the camera as an emerging filmmaker. She is the brainchild of production companies CORDOVA PICTURES and GALA FILMS spawning her directorial debut piece “Off The Ledge”. Brooke is a brilliant force onscreen as Kat, the manic depressive with suicidal tendencies in the dramedy that hovers on insecurities of people at a New York Party. It’s so compelling to watch her character’s mental breakdown and Brooke delivers such alarming realism. I now see why Brooke is regarded as the Australian Jodie Foster by media types.

Having been a child star for a great number of years Down Under, Brooke has progressed to become not only a captivating actress but also an enterprising creator. Her experiences with tight budgets are in no way a barrier to telling a good story and serves as an inspiration for any aspiring director. So start enjoying the fruits of her labour at the BROOKE ANDERSON OFFICIAL SITE. Especially catching attention with her gorgeously bewitching eyes and wonderfully expressive no matter the role, we won’t need a second invitation to watch her.

Hot Actress #449 – Angelica Torn: Indie Queen


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How can one not be intrigued by the creative doyenne that is ANGELICA TORN. Check out the saucy clip (above) that has been labeled Breakfast Porn taken off her indie flick ‘MINT JULEP’ which has been a work of art 15 years in the making. ANGELICA has always been known as a fantastic character actress and the scene where her privates are strategically covered by food is mouthwatering…hehe. The sexy clip conjures images of black comedy ala ‘WEEDS’ and slices of ‘AMERICAN BEAUTY’. ANGELICA plays a waitress who leaves her husband for a better life with a pre-Soprano fame James Gandolfini in a cameo….he most definitely has more hair here! Just like the potent cocktail Mint Julep, ANGELICA is a powerhouse on film as well as the myriad of plays she’s impressed in! And her wonderful talents doesn’t end there; she also owns the company Torn Page Productions which recently released the multiple-award winning ‘LUCKY DAYS’ and you as you can guess, ANGELICA is the writer, director, producer and star of this emotionally-layered indie. The ANGELICA TORN OFFICIAL SITE is a great source for everyone who’s enchanted with what she’s accomplished.

I adore that even though she’s Hollywood Royalty (her father is the legendary thespian Rip Torn) and has been praised countless times for her ethereal beauty as well as her thought-provoking work, she’s veraciously modest. Fluently gliding from one persona to another on stage and film, ANGELICA’s elegant, chameleonic finesse is phenomenal. An inspirational, down-to-earth classic beauty whose living her dream and leaving us breathless with a sumptuous aftertaste…:)