Digital Vixen: Amy Wolpa

Isn’t this the greatest era when we get a constant stream of the sauciest performers on the net and right now, AMY WOLPA is evolving into a blossoming sex kitten of the online space. Not to knock Stumbleupon but I’m pretty sure our radars are its sharpest when we’re in the vicinity of sexy women, hence me gravitating towards the very divine AMY and featuring her here. She’s currently sizzling up the web series “Meter Maids” as a perky Traffic Officer newbie and inevitably eyes are transfixed on her smokin’ hotness in the body-hugging blue uniform. Having lived on the Gold Coast for quite some time, it brought back memories of the Surfers Paradise Meter Maids who were often seen sashaying on the sands and the roads in their trademark gold bikinis. As the Australians say, a ‘Perve’ session was in order as beachcombers/motorists sample the lovely ladies as they went about their enforcing. In the same vein, the buxomy AMY will be a big draw what with the girl-on-girl lip locking on one of the webisodes. She actually does it to make people feel better…ahh the joys a traffic warden can bring although in reality you might be hard pressed to find one as alluring as AMY or one that helps you out.

Wow…the creators even managed to rope in semi-retired Hawaiian Pornstar Mika Tan as a guest star, thus adding an extra spice to the series…this could be the “Reno 911″ of the web world! Judging from the tons of youtube comments, AMY herself is quickly turning into an arousal factor for viewers so let’s call a spade, a spade and marvel at the babe that she is…:) In the meantime, go and check out the AMY WOLPA OFFICIAL SITE. It may very well be that AMY is gaining ardent favor for being well-endowed but there’s something angelic about her that’s undeniable. Include her flair for comedy and what you have is the total package.

Hot Comedienne: Jill-Michele Meleán

Jill-Michele Meleán is unmistakably one of the sauciest comics of our time and she sure knows how to enliven any crowd. The babelicious Jill certainly has all the right curves and with this being the year when voluptuous women rule the roost when it comes to hilarity (Casey Wilson, Maya Rudolph being prime examples), Miss Meleán is set to follow suite. With her upcoming appearances on “Gabriel Iglesias Presents Stand-Up Revolution” as a Whore (is she lewd enough for you..hehe) and her spicy stint on Showtime’s “Hot Tamales” still ongoing, there’ll be a healthy appetite for JILL when she’s playing the fool. Notably, her rib-tickling bang on impersonations of Britney Spears on “MADtv” are the stuff of comical heaven and she holds the distinction of being the first ever LATINA “MADtv” cast member. With her booty and modesty spreadeagled in all its glory in her parody (‘I’m Not A Child’) of Britney’s ‘I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman”, she shattered the long held notion that a fuller figure can’t be sexy, amusingly raunching it up almost to the point of being filthy. Being stick thin is no laughing matter and aren’t we glad, JILL maintains her cherubic allure.

Wow, just found out she once did a celeb impression of Modern Giallo starlet Asia Argento….now that’s quite a pleasant surprise as Asia is not the most mainstream of luminaries but that’s the unconventionality that Jill is known for. Never one to conform to the Latina archtype, she’s been a success in the skins of characters of varying heritage onscreen proving that comedy can be universal. Visit the Jill-Michele Meleán OFFICIAL SITE to check out this enchantress who also happens to be a whiz at stand-up. She has a show on December 3rd at the Icehouse in Pasadena, Califonia and there’s a chance to win free tickets if you drop by her website. She’s such a sweetie and I haven’t even start exalting her gorgeous, heavily arched eyebrows which is as strikingly attractive as those of fellow actress Ashley Judd (if you’re into her). Forwardly funny and a divine cutie, Jill is a one-woman barrel of laughs who has endeared herself to the masses.

Blonde Bombshell: Kiersten Hall

There I was today reading about the Glamorous Leading Ladies of Yesteryear such as Mae West, Kim Novak and Lana Turner who certainly reached the heights of feminine seduction during their time. Evoking the glittering Hollywood Sex Symbols of yore is the stunning actress/model Kiersten Hall who herself has been called a charismatic blonde goddess. If you’ve seen her tempting photos at the KIERSTEN HALL OFFICIAL SITE you’ll be inclined to agree that she could effortlessly belong in the Golden Age Of Hollywood. Emulating the pin-up appeal made famous by numerous starlets of that era, KIERSTEN’s own striking features are spellbinding! Be it her potently seductive eyes or the lusciously bee-stung lips, there’s an old-world heavenliness about her completed by magically fashionable modern day elegance.

Besides being a Video Vixen in singer Steven Kellog’s “Sweetest Goodbye” music video, you may have caught sight of her as a sexy Southerner in the spooky horror flick “Fear House”. In the upcoming “Venice Heat”, a Reno 911/Pacific Blue mashup comedy about Beach Cops, I’m sure she’ll add some extra spice…after all, she’s starring alongside fellow Blonde Babe Jennifer Lyons. While this Hot Actress continues to grow in her craft, there is no doubt that Kiersten has all the divine qualities to transcend being just a pretty face. Her goal in life is to excite people and so far, she’s on the right path to take our breath away.

Sexy Siren: Mary Birdsong

Widely touted as a big reason why viewers watch “Reno 911″, MARY BIRDSONG is a first-class beacon of entertainment. A comedian, writer, and singer, MARY has embodied various noteworthy figures on both TV and Film. She was the publicist of Dr Loomis (played by Malcolm McDowell) in “Halloween 2″ and of course provided amazing comic relief as Deputy Cherisha Kimball of “Reno 911″ with her bumbling attempts at law enforcement. It’s the impressive way she creates these distinctive alter-egos with ease that highlights her remarkable ability to please a diverse spectrum of audience. One of her more engrossing ones being 99 Cent Whore which in her words is an off-Broadway musical, a film, an album and a band rolled into one. The awkward southern spontaneity she espouses while strumming the guitar is endearingly funny and packed with sardonic wit. Pretty soon she’ll bowl you over once again as the co-star of George Clooney in the bittersweet comedy ‘The Descendants”. In the trailer (above), she (as Kai) has to reveal to Mr Clooney (as Matt King) the identity of the man who committed adultery with his late wife. I’m envisioning lots of amusing banter between the two of them.

If anyone wants to know why I label MARY BIRDSONG as Sexy, one has to look at the numerous glam up photos she’s in that populate her Facebook Fan Pages. By the way MARY reads her fan mail in her bikini (see clip above) and that must surely encourage many to check her out in the coming Summer months. Don’t forgot to drop by the MARY BIRDSONG OFFICIAL SITE as she has some interesting morsels of information and videos to share. There’s an air of excitement as she’s appearing in Tales of the City. Running from May 18 – July 10 at the American Conservatory Theater in San Francisco, CA, there’s a rumor she goes topless on stage as Mona Ramsey….I’m guessing right now you have a sudden impulse to find out…hehe. MARY BIRDSONG has more than pull off her accolade as “Hollywood’s Top 10 Talents On The Rise” and providing the delightful tonic we’ve been craving for.